Wednesday, August 30, 2006
DOCTOR REQUIRED IN THE INFLATION ROOMM!

Haven't been updating cause life as a rat is rather ermmm boring. You understand? I bet you dont cause you are not a rat!
I have been complaining about my head being inflated with nothing but VACUMN. Well that's why I need the inFLAtion roomm.
I am hungry.I am always hungry cause I am a rat you see. Do you have some cheese?
NOES I think I like ham who is my BESTEST friend! :) Now my life is only complete with the P&P! Life is not worth living if there's no utter rubbish! Now I am scolding my BESTEST friend for forgetting what buses go from town to SA. I am a horrible horrible rat! I should not forgive myself. I will treat her to BEN&JERRY'S AS PROMISED! Now all of you heard it! I will treat SARAH CHONG XIN'EN TO FREE ICE CREAM. If I dont, my rat hole will be blocked by radiators! Noes no good no good.
And hor I tell you hor I love POKEMON. I am pikachu and I choose you! I spend my whole life trying to finish ONE game. My life is so fulfilling. Oh and I am having a huge crush on........MISS SWAN! I can't spend one day without her presence! Looking at her retarded face makes my head burst! NOESSS.
Okay la now got PRROOOOJET RUNAAAWAY. oops.

lunz finished ranting at 10:11 PM